Another exciting day at work!

So co-worker Jamie was out with a pukey baby today, god I don't envy that! But my day was following right behind hers. We have a new student, wow, it's like our sign says "freaks r us"!

Our new little one, "freak boy", well not so little, he is 3mos older than Lil and weighs in at about 55lbs, anyways, growls, barks, screams and yells at everyone, including me. Last week he tried to bite me, so I was hoping for a better kid today, not a chance. "Freak boy" attempted to bite me again, but decided to refrain from kicking me today, how nice.

Then we have another kid the "routine boy", well he cried about 1/2 the day because our day was slightly different than his normal day, that was lovely as well, and then I have the "I am a shit ass everyday kid" !

We brought a big bowl of ice on the playground because it was muggy hot today and so "shit ass kid" decided to chew up his share of ice and spit it back into the bowl before everyone had gotten some, oh and this was after he threw handfuls of sand all over some of the other kids.

Then to top my day off "routine boy" crapped his pullup from front to back during naptime, leaving me a lovely smashed mess to deal with as parents were picking up their kiddos and while I was knee deep in shit,"freak boy" was trying to cut his own hair! So from the crying, growling, haircutting, "shit ass kid" and the actual shit my day was just fabulous! Now , why again can't pregnant people have a drink or ten?